Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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