okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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