glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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