looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
