MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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