Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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