i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he thought i was a dude.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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