Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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