spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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