would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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