She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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