Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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