i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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