Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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