I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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