I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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