I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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