these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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