i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are we in a gay sports bar?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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