guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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