its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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