no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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