Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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