bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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