I skipped work to stalk him.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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