I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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