Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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