Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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