is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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