stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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