Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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