i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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