PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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