She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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