I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Shame - the story of my life.
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