I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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