Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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