"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Can vaginas get frostbite?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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