Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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