If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
