u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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