Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Duck Duck Cougar?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize