He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You made out with two different species that night
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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