Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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