How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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