Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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