you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You ate ashes out of my bong
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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