you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The adults are the big ones right?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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