You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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