Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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