I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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