Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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