okay pat passed out under dana's car
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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